Everyone please clap!!!
#032: A (mostly) visual brain dump
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It’s a miracle I wrote a single word this week let alone a whole Substack and that’s why I’m so for real with the title today — everyone please clap for me getting this out the digital door!!!!
In lieu of a usual wordy deliverable, enjoy this visual diary of the many *many* ~many~ many many layers of my internal psyche during the last week — aka deep stress and spiraling caffeine and chaotic tears. 💌
Also: Reminder that today is the last day you can read my first edition of One More Thing for free… or you could just upgrade your subscription and read it for free forever! Up to you! No worries either way! Whatever!
🎉 cheer: (verb) to utter a shout of applause; (noun) light of mind and feeling
Striped Couches: This is the core inspiration for my new apartment and I’m getting reeeeeeeally carried away on my Pinterest board.
Twilight Resurgence: As a lifelong loyal fan, I’m thrilled to see the iconic films returning to theaters. Mostly because I’d *die* to watch this scene in an AMC recliner.
🗑 jeer: (verb) to speak or cry out with derision, mockery, or insulting remarks
Pre-Halloween Christmas Decor: Hey, you guys, get a grip ok? I haven’t even gotten to the point of mocking your adult Halloween costumes yet, please one thing at a time.
LA Single-Day-4-Seasons: How are we expected to dress for this!!!! Sweaters tank tops shorts boots someone please help thank you.
👀 mere: (adjective) being nothing more than
Dibs on doing this at my wedding (X)
Shondaland ABC Thursdays… you simply had to be there!!!!! (TikTok)
Arts & Humanities matter, don’t you dare let them tell you otherwise (IG)
Sorry to say this helped me deeply (TikTok)
🍅 This week’s tomato item are these very cute little cocktail plates
Please watch this hilarious video of karma hitting in real time (X)
Thank GOD (Threads)
📚 The book I’m currently reading: The Pumpkin Spice Café by Laurie Gilmore — this is perhaps the cheesiest book I’ve picked up in a while (nay, perhaps ever) and it’s proving to be just as silly and light and easy as I expected/hoped. And yes I *will* be continuing the series!!! Sue me!!!!!
Corporate girlies these comments will make giggle or cry, perhaps both! (TikTok)
A lil tiny reminder for us (IG)
“Cool youth pastor” jokes continue to be elite content (Threads)
✨ A room I’d like to live in: Not a single room, and really more of a nook or corner of said room, but this artwork is too good not to gawk about, so!
That’s all this week! — bye <3
The Miranda chaotic pic is so real
I’m quite excited to see the new apartment come to fruition after seeing this inspo pic.